So Is Captain America A Virgin? Chris Evans Tackles This Philosophical Question
Captain America may be the leader of the Avengers, but he’s also the man who had his testicles frozen for close to 70 years. If you didn’t know that, you probably didn’t watch Captain America: The First Avenger or read up on any of the back story. Since he was a bit of a scrawny shrimp in the original movie, prior to his super-soldier-because-science transformation, we didn’t really see Captain America really be a hit with the ladies. I mean, we saw Black Widow face attack him for a cover in Winter Soldier, but other than that the Captain has been too busy to save the world to unfreeze his frozen potato.
Why is any of this relevant? Well, because while you’re wondering whether or not you stumbled on the type of blog that debates Twilight, the actual Captain America, that is actor Chris Evans, is off tackling this hugely philosophical question about the Captain’s apparent lack of happy fun time.
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“It’s funny when you think about it – he’s probably a virgin,” actor Chris Evans told Entertainment Weekly about Captain America’s romance. “He’s probably a virgin! I don’t know when it would have happened.”
“He was on tour. That’s true,” Evans replied when reminded that the Captain went on tour with the USO. “Maybe one of those [dancing] girls blew his mind. [Laughs] He’s probably just a good guy He was probably holding out for Peggy Carter and he’s a little more old-fashioned in that sense.”
“These are a lot of things that I think are giant conflicts, but they’re also very personal conflicts. He’s a very human guy. That’s why I like him.”
Having just watched Avengers: Age of Ultron, I can confirm that Steve Rogers is still forever alone. But hey! Maybe he has found inner contentment!
Or perhaps we can start calling Captain America the “90-year-old virgin”.
Although who really cares, whenever the Avengers happens all the heroes miraculously seem to lose their significant others, so they’re just rentals anyway.