People Are Watching Porn On Their 3DS According To Pornhub’s Epic Statistics Breakdown

Have you ever wondered about the statistics of porn? Has your desire to see a statistical breakdown of porn viewership by device and operating system left you unable to perform sexually? If so then you might want to grab some tissues and maybe seek help. Or become an actuary. You’ll be aroused indefinitely.

I would’ve gone for a racier header image if I wasn’t in a public space and already getting weird looks for the Pornhub logo simply being present on my screen.

Protip: think twice before you open a link relating to Pornhub in a computer lab with other people in it.

So it turns out Pornhub does more than just porn. While Youporn is off trying to sponsor a pro gaming team, Pornhub has more scientific questions. For example, how long does a BlackBerry user take compared to the rest or which gaming console is the best for porn?

These are pertinent questions, people. It is actually kind of cool that the people running Pornhub are doing more than just jerking off to their own content. Apparently there’s a whole stats division over there called Pornhub Insights.

Now, for your enjoyment only, here’s a hot load of graphs all over your face.

You can find everything in the gallery down below but we’ll just highlight the more interesting ones.

Warning: the following bar graphs and pie charts are considered NSFW (provided bar graphs and pie charts turn you on).

Unsurprisingly, Windows 7 is the go-to OS for porn aficionados but crazily, people are still getting off on Windows 95, 98 and 2000 systems. Linux users are also really into cartoon porn. Not hentai, just cartoon porn. There’s a difference I guess.

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When it comes to mobile devices though, you’re going to want to go with a BlackBerry. On average, these folks last 30% longer. Like they say, once you go black, you never go back.

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You might want to steer clear of that friend who got an Android tablet over a iPad though. they’re probably into cartoon porn. Like really into it. Any fools with a Windows phone is probably a little freakier though because there’s a good chance they’re into cartoons and Miley Cyrus. You can bet they came like a wrecking ball when they watched that video.

Finally we get to the gaming consoles. Gaming has long been a bastion of gender equality and equal opportunity rather the subjugation and objectification of women so it is shocking. Shocking, I say! That people are using innocent video game consoles to watch their smut. For shame!

That said, anybody with a PS Vita needs a little more foreplay to get going but will finish before you even know it. For the record, three of our writers own PS Vita consoles. You figure out who.

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The last little nugget to come out of this is that some people, 1.4% of console owners watching porn, are doing so on a motherfucking 3DS. I bet they wish porn made use of that second screen.

That’s all folks, go log onto Pornhub and become a statistic. Masturbate for science!

  • Trebzz

    Wanna see it in 3D and imagine they getting the protocol on their face :P

    • http://egmr.net/author/cavie Caveshen Rajman

      While playing with their Miis. :P

  • sage of the six paths

    I’d like to see this survey done again after the Oculus Rift and Morpheus are released, assuming their activity can be tracked.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nanonyous Theo Lubbe

    There’s 3D porn on Pornhub and other porn sites, so it stands to reason there’d be people trying out said 3D porn on their 3DSs.

    That and, you’d be surprised at the multitude things people in Japan use their DSs of all sorts for.

    • Samiran Pillay

      Nothing out of Japan surprises anyone anymore

  • http://egmr.net/author/cavie Caveshen Rajman

    WTF why aren’t more people searching for “big ass”. #teamass

  • Yashaar Mall

    Probably because Blackberrys freeze all the time.

  • disqus_BxwboDTJaw

    Whoever wrote this is an idiot.