Here’s Why You Don’t Go For Roshan At Level 1
It’s Friday morning and I’m sitting at college with nothing to do, wondering why I even bothered coming in today. I’ve got plans to see Guardians of the Galaxy in a couple hours (and meet Azhar and AG for the first time) so my level of boredom has reached critical levels. So I turned to Youtube, obviously, even though my college’s internet can barely handle videos at 240p without needing to buffer constantly.
Youtuber NoobFromUA and his team decided they were gonna take Rosh at level 1 in a game of Dota 2 a few days ago. Now I’m not gonna pretend I’m a professional Dota player but in experience, that’s probably not the best idea. It seems to go well at first but a rogue Nyx Assassin clone shows up in the pit mere seconds before they finish the deed. Hilarity ensues and the only thing missing from the next few minutes of massacre (before the laning phase!) is the Benny Hill theme song.
Also, here’s what comes up when you Google image search “roshan”. Turns out it’s an actual name that people have. The guy below is an Indian actor, Hrithik Roshan. He must have some damn good SEO people working for him, seeing as there isn’t a single Dota 2 screenshot.