Peter Molyneux Isn’t Sexually Attracted To The Wii U
That’s a relief. Can you imagine the unspeakable things a man could do to that poor controller and its gamepad? I shudder to even think on it.
Everybody thinks they know how to fix Nintendo. Even we do although we are always right. Peter Molyneux, ever the outlier, has his own opinions.
- You’ll Be Able To Play (Expensive) PS2 Games On Your PS4 Now | 2 months ago
- Jessica Jones Disempowers Its Male Characters And The Effect Is Refreshing | 2 months ago
- Hell Is 30 000 Deathclaws Tearing Through Boston And It’s Glorious | 2 months ago
- Sony Santa Monica Is Teasing Something Truly Strange | 2 months ago
In an interview with IGN, Molyneux expressed concern that Nintendo has somewhat “lost their way” with the Wii U, after the runaway success of the original Wii.
He felt the GamePad was big and clunky, and “certainly not a sexy piece of hardware.”
“But they’re super smart people. Never underestimate Nintendo,” he said. “They’re probably one hardware release away from something that utterly convinces us that they know exactly what the future of gaming should be.”
If I wanted sexy hardware, I’d buy a vibrator… or a PS4. Regardless, Molyneux isn’t really saying much of anything here.