Be The Best Goat That There Ever Was
I love goats, I got kicked by one when I was a youngling.
Let’s take a moment to ruminate on this. Someone has spent lost of time and effort to make it possible for you to live the simulated life of a goat. Perhaps we’ve undervalued the ugly cousins of sheep until now.
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This game actually exists and you can pre-order it. Expect similar levels of silliness as you got from Surgeon Simulator or Beyond: Two Souls.
You play William Shatner, the goat of the future. You don’t really, I made that up but this is the great thing about simulators – build your own backstory. As William, you are free to explore an open-world environment, pick up things with your tongue and cause untold havok. I can’t wait for someone to make a mod of this called ANC Simulator, all the right gameplay mechanics are there.
The developers, Coffee Stain Studios, are best known for their indie title Sanctum. You can idnirectly thank GameSpot editor Danny O’Dwyer for this even existing. O’Dwyer did film a segment for his quickly video show The Point titled Goat Simulator Needs to Happen.
Goat Simulator is available for pre-order now for $9.99, and it is set to release later this autumn.
Forget everything else that has you excited, you need this in your life.