Do You Want GTA V Right Now? Rockstar Says You Can’t Have It
If you’re reading you’re on the internet or you are the internet, either way you’re connected to it in some way. You may have noticed an increase in GTA V related content just about everywhere over the past week or so. Even Fox News has done a commemorative editorial on all the horrors and travesties brought about by this vile series of video games. It’s entertaining stuff, they blame the bulimia amongst teens on CJ from San Andreas because of the incorrect way in which the game depicts the relationship between eating and gaining weight.
For a second I forgot what I wanted to say, not to fear I have a vague idea of what it was. You may have noticed too then that a number of people seem to have gotten copies of the game before the official release date tomorrow. Subsequently there are innumerable Vines showing off some gameplay.
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Rockstar games is not happy and is presently investigating the matter. Why? Because you can only start causing anarchy and wreaking havoc when they say you can. In a statement offered to GamesIndustry.biz, Rockstar said, “We are in the process of investigating early ‘sales’ to determine how and why that is occurring.” Reports suggest online retailers like Amazon have been shipping copies of the game early to pre-order customers.
Have you received an early copy? Probably not, knowing our country. I don’t think Rockstar would have such a big problem with this if there weren’t so many damn leaks regarding the game.