Peaception: My Love Letter To CoD
It’s been a while since I wrote you; been distracted lately with The Last of Us and now more recently, GTA. Don’t worry though, you still hold a precious place in my heart.
Been thinking about the first time we met. Remember the whole Soap and Price drama? It did bond us but I was a bit worried I wouldn’t find any resolution when it came to those 2, but you came through as always and I got my closure. It’s been more ups than downs for us which leaves a lot of people perplexed trying to figure out the attraction that we have for each other. I know sometimes people can be cruel, I just have to go and look at articles online that mention you, but I just console myself with the fact that most of those people are inbred, judging by their insults.
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I know this whole long distance thing is difficult because I get to see you once a year but somehow we manage to keep the spark alive to the surprise of everyone. I got the videos you sent and it made me even more excited for our November date but I made the mistake of showing my friends. Before you start, I know you always tell me to disregard the unnecessary hate but sometimes it does annoy me. Since you wanted to bring a dog along this year my friends haven’t stopped making a joke about it, looking at our past history they think the dog will get killed. Maybe it will get killed but it’s nobody’s business but our own.
While we are on the subject of my friends they keep on trying to set me up with Battlefield. Day in and day out they keep reminding me how good-looking he is or how big his numerous houses are or how he can entertain more people than you, it never stops. What they will never get though is how different the two of you are, so what if you are not that good-looking? Looks are not that important especially if you take into account how much fun the two of us have together; one thing I can say about you is that there is never a dull moment. To be fair you have gradually changed for the better in the looks department; even though I would love for you to be as polished as Battlefield I still wouldn’t change you for the world.
I just love how I can be myself with you and how you won’t judge me if I get lazy and just want to lie around and prey on unsuspecting folks or if I just want to run around and f**k shit up, you are game for whatever. I have to say though sometimes the crowd you attract and hang around with are very immature and I wish there was a way I could make them disappear but there isn’t so I just have to grin and bear it. Even though some might say your yearly visits are a bit excessive I do look forward to them, it would be hard for me and some of my friends who enjoy your company if you had to stop because you do keep us entertained and you give us something to look forward to every year.
Well that’s all I had to say, have to go now; there is one thing I want you to know CoD, I love you and I don’t care if some people are planning an intervention because they think this love is unhealthy. I cannot wait for November.
P.S. I really hope the dog doesn’t die.