Hype Yourself Up For Grand Theft Auto V Here
One more day…
Just one more day and the gaming industry’s most anticipated release of the year drops around the world.
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And that won’t be the only thing dropping, as productivity takes a straight downhill. How many of you have submitted leave application forms. How many of you have already thought up every possible excuse for where you’ll be in the next few days. How many of you have had to explain to your respective partners that a game is going to take up all of your time and they had better not come near you during that time unless they plan on feeding you or watching you play. Silently.
One more day…
I told my girlfriend that for the next few days, we are not dating. I am going to be having my love affair with Grand Theft Auto V and she is going to have to deal.
Thankfully, she accepted that. Others have had to make provisions of some sort. Agreeing to wash more dishes next week, or perhaps the week that has just passed. Or maybe the arrangement was something else entirely. Maybe it involved money. Maybe it involved favours. Whatever it was, parents, children, partners and whomever else might come in the way of the gamer during the next week will have been dealt with. Properly dealt with, to allow for maximum exposure to Grand Theft Auto V in all its glory.
We’ll still be putting out a podcast this week. I’m still going to be recording, editing, uploading and publishing that baby for you all. There’ll still be news, features, exclusive content and everything else, releasing as usual. Be grateful.
The worst part of this week is that I have a test on Thursday, for probably my most difficult subject this semester. Oh well. I can always do it again next year, right?
Go ahead and tell us in the comments how you’ve made provisions to be left entirely alone to explore San Andreas this week. Go on. And while you’re at it, let us know just how excited you are for the big game’s release.