Ellie Hams It Up In This Swearing Montage From The Last Of Us
You know what? Screw news for an hour. It’s not as if there’s that much to talk about right now, anyway. And I’m not up for another opinion-filled exclusive.
Let’s do something a little different.
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Embedded above is a video for The Last Of Us which has done more for my desire to play the game than anything else. This includes recommendations from friends, overly positive reviews I’ve read online, gameplay footage that I’ve seen thus far and even the fact that it is a serious GOTY contender in the eyes of many.
No, fuck all of that. The NSFW video above makes me want to play the game so much more than any of that other stuff.
Ellie, sweet Ellie. One day, I’m going to have a daughter like you, and we’re going to trek through the urban jungle wasteland of Durban’s CBD, on our way to some encampment that’s totally not me taking a shot at the shit-sty that is Clairwood, and it’s going to be awesome.
Before you all start with the paedophilia jokes, know that the correct term here is ephebophilia. And no, it’s not like that. Just… watch the video, okay?
Oh and: Happy birthday, Yashaar.