BioShock Infinite Caption Competition Comments Compilation
Over the course of the past two weeks, we ran a caption competition in which we posted daily pictures from BioShock Infinite and asked you to caption those pictures. Come now, you know how caption competitions work. After the tenth picture, we then picked a winner which you can see here, you know, in case you’d like to direct your hate at someone, or something.
But in the interest of lols and since I quite enjoyed this competition, myself, I thought it pertinent to present a venerable highlights reel of caption entries, or at least those ones I’ve deemed to be funny enough, each day. So I’ve picked the best few as per my own judgement, from each day of the competition, and listed them here together with my own
atrocious attempt as well as the original caption, all in the interest of some light-hearted humour. Note that I’ve only taken on-site comments because really, you ought to be interacting with articles. There were some really great Facebook comments which you may seek out yourself, if you’d like.
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Without further ado…
CataclysmicDawn — When they said “fire in the hole”, I certainly didn’t expect this.
Yashaar Mall — It must be love, love, love.
@rty — How did I end up here? I was YouTubing Beyonce videos!
sage of the six paths — I shot my entire load on those guys. :P
My fail of an attempt: “Maybe this way the walkers won’t know we’re here.”
Trebzz — Have i ever told you the definition of insanity?
Dom van Blerk — #PrepareYourAnus
Yashaar Mall — Say hello to my lil’ friend.
Marco Bozza — “Let me open that bottle for you sir”
My fail of an attempt: Bite the pillow, I’m going in dry.
Trebzz — Let me stick my fingers in her please.
CataclysmicDawn — You know what they say about men with big hands…
Carlo Serafino — Best…friends?
Ridley Van Wyk — The new Iron Man suit brought to you by….. HammerTech :(
Martin — “This must be the way Taylor Swift sees all her exes.”
My fail of an attempt: Come over here and give me a hug, little one.
LAblak22 — “After the 1907 incident, Wonder Woman never liked Ethiopian kids.”
sage of the six paths — AIN’T NO NOBODY GOT TIME FO’ DAT!
Martin — “Said no Angelina Jolie ever.”
My fail of an attempt: “I mean, who even LIKES chaffing?”
Intoxik8ed — From that day the fist bump greeting was outlawed
Trebzz — Enough with naming Trebzz the parasite already
@rty — This toothache has been killing me big guy, I’ve tried everything. Time to go old-school, and no anesthetic either! 3…2…1…
CatacylsmicDawn — EPIC BROFIST ACTIVATE
My fail of an attempt: “Damn it, I nearly got it that time! You know, this would go by a lot quicker if you’d just hold still!”
LAblak22 — The cops screamed “BOOKER!” and that’s just what they did: gave her a book.
Marco Bozza — Elizabeth takes Bible bashing to a whole new level!
Jared Z — I’m not giving up this book, IT HAS POP UPS!
Michael Matusowsky — Fus Roh Dah! Wrong game..? Didn’t think so!
My fail of an attempt: “And one, and two, and three… come on ladies, lift those books up high, I wanna see those biceps working!”
Trebzz — Chris Brown on hearing Rihanna is coming to South Africa
LAblak22 — Timothy warned Charles not to start singing Gangnam Style again.
Charl — I swear I didn’t know she was your “little sister”!!!
Jared Z — This is basically Always Online DRM in Physical Form. – Constantly on top of you punching your face with no where to move
Carlo Serafino — If only Leeroy had listened to his teammates…
My fail of an attempt: The Rape Me vigor never really took off…
Justice Blaine Wainwright — “Catch me Booker! If I miss Game of Thrones because of you, I swear to god!”
CataclysmicDawn — It was only after a while that they realised that the aforementioned recommendation to “Hang in there” would only work if they could find a ledge.
ChrisTopher Brown — “It’s LeviOsa, not LevioSA!!!”
Tamaryn Stegmann — BOOKER! ERASE MY WEB BROWSING HISTORY!
sage of the six paths — When you fall I will catch you, I’ll be waiting. Time after time.
My fail of an attempt: Bad movie re-enactment ideas for Columbia #8: Titanic
CataclysmicDawn — Jebediah never quite understood the point of Five Finger Fillet, but enjoyed it all the same – even though only the reckless or stupid agreed to play it with him.
Guest — Booker didn’t understand the concept of the “Extreme Thumb Wrestling Federation.” That changed though.
Marco Bozza — “You said I should take a stab at what you’re thinking”
Trebzz — Arrow to the knee you say.
My fail of an attempt: Booker knew right away that he had entered the Cape Flats portion of Columbia.
Marco Bozza — Say hello to my little friend ~Al Pacino Voice~
CataclysmicDawn — Give that Bioshock Infinite bundle to someone else, I dare you!
Jared Z — Robo-Washington didn’t chop down 1 cherry tree, he blew away the entire orchard
LAblak22 — Chucky’s father REALLY didn’t like his son’s choice in brides.
Carlo Serafino — Having left his real gun at home, George “Mannequin” Washington had to make due with his ‘peashooter’
My fail of an attempt: “I know what you’re thinking… did I fire five shots, or seven hundred?”
And there you have it. Ten days of funny captions, or attempts to be funny enough to win a prize, in any case. Which were your favourites? Are there any more that you can think of? By all means, comment away.
Thanks to everyone who entered. You may not have won the prize, but you earned a few chuckles and really, that’s the whole point of competitions such as these.