Comments Of The Week | 4 Nov — 10 Nov

At first I was tempted to say we should never have a competition ever again because the sheer volume of comments that we now get is an arduous task to slog through for the purposes of this article but then I took a step back, drained my hip flask and realised just how awesome it is that we’re getting this many comments and on every article. It brought what you humans might call an emotional tear to my eye.

Mercifully spamming has been kept to a minimum and as long you keep reading and keep them comments coming, we’ll hit you with those awesome competitions and that special eGamer flavour that’s infused into all our content.

Titles. Not Achievements or Trophies, but eGamer labels. We generally don’t label things, but you’re the exception. We like you too much to not label you.

Here’s the list of Titles you can win.

• Hulk Smash — You won’t like me when I’m angry! Always posts rage comments.
• TRoLoLoL — Everything is a joke.
• The Fanboy — BioWare is MINE!
• Consolefag — PC Sucks, etc.
• PCbitch — PC is legacy. PC is the best.
• The Elitist — I’m better than all of you. Don’t type to me in that tone of voice.
• The Spammer — Cannot. Help. Myself. Must. Comment.
• Gandalf — Loves long walks on the beach and philosophy. Also, types long comments.
• Most Valued Commenter (MVC) — Everyone takes interest in what you have to say.
• The Parasite — It’s everywhere!
• The Hater — Nothing is good enough!
• Mr/Mrs Likable — Most Likes on a Comment

There’s a great chance that we’ll add more as we go. Perhaps you have some ideas of labels we should add. Let us know in the comments.

Every week we’ll leave one title out. It’ll be your job to suggest a winner in the comments.

On the next page, you’ll be able to find the winners.

Name: A-G Sonday
Location: Cape Town
Position: Editor, Reviews

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