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By A-G on 11 Nov, 2012: published about 3 years ago
34 Comments

Comments Of The Week | 4 Nov — 10 Nov

Comments Of The Week | 4 Nov — 10 Nov

At first I was tempted to say we should never have a competition ever again because the sheer volume of comments that we now get is an arduous task to slog through for the purposes of this article but then I took a step back, drained my hip flask and realised just how awesome it is that we’re getting this many comments and on every article. It brought what you humans might call an emotional tear to my eye.

Mercifully spamming has been kept to a minimum and as long you keep reading and keep them comments coming, we’ll hit you with those awesome competitions and that special eGamer flavour that’s infused into all our content.

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    Titles. Not Achievements or Trophies, but eGamer labels. We generally don’t label things, but you’re the exception. We like you too much to not label you.

    Here’s the list of Titles you can win.

    • Hulk Smash — You won’t like me when I’m angry! Always posts rage comments.
    • TRoLoLoL — Everything is a joke.
    • The Fanboy — BioWare is MINE!
    • Consolefag — PC Sucks, etc.
    • PCbitch — PC is legacy. PC is the best.
    • The Elitist — I’m better than all of you. Don’t type to me in that tone of voice.
    • The Spammer — Cannot. Help. Myself. Must. Comment.
    • Gandalf — Loves long walks on the beach and philosophy. Also, types long comments.
    • Most Valued Commenter (MVC) — Everyone takes interest in what you have to say.
    • The Parasite — It’s everywhere!
    • The Hater — Nothing is good enough!
    • Mr/Mrs Likable — Most Likes on a Comment

    There’s a great chance that we’ll add more as we go. Perhaps you have some ideas of labels we should add. Let us know in the comments.

    Every week we’ll leave one title out. It’ll be your job to suggest a winner in the comments.

    On the next page, you’ll be able to find the winners.

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    • CataclysmicDawn

      NO TROLOLOL? YOU BASTARD!

      • AG_Sonday

        It’s all part of the plan

      • CataclysmicDawn

         I’ll cut you

      • AG_Sonday

        I’ll cut me first

    • http://egamer.co.za/author/cavie Caveshen “CaViE” Rajman

      In a week so full of hate for AC3, a game which I might say I’m STILL enjoying as I await the disappointment everyone spoke of, I get hater for making some indifferent comments about Halo? REALLY?!

      • AG_Sonday

        Yeah pretty much :P
        I make the rules here, kiddo 

      • Adam Meikle

        You hate it because I like it, is that it. HEY HEY!

      • AG_Sonday

        We need to test this theory to its extremes. Adam, you need to develop a sudden and unconditional love for Dragon Age :P

    • http://twitter.com/greatwyt Oethman Khan

      you know, i love reading gaming articles.and i read many on many websites. but i just never comment. because i always think… meh who cares anyway. so why go through the effort.

      but when you have these darn comment comps i have to comment almost every time i read an article

    • http://twitter.com/greatwyt Oethman Khan

      o and well played for naming yourself  Mr/Mrs Likable lol

      • AG_Sonday

        Lol, I don’t like awarding myself titles but the two I won are objective since they rely on number of likes on a comment and length of comment respectively :P

        Heads up, you almost picked up a title this week.

      • http://twitter.com/greatwyt Oethman Khan

        true true, its just funny that it was Mr Likeable. lol i hope the title had nothing with fag in it. just sounds wrong lol

    • sage of the six paths

      Wth man, No awards? Only a mention.
      You should included Reibahs’ comment. :P

      • AG_Sonday

        Mike beat your fair and square so you just gotta beat him either literally or in the competitive sense :P

        Also, how about no :P

      • sage of the six paths

        If I don’t beat him one way I’ll beat him the other way. :P

      • Michael Matusowsky

        There is no tenacity like a Jew’s tenacity. Come at me bro, dyel etc :D. My theme song is when Goku goes super saiyan 3, just saying. Rocky Balboa ain’t got shit on Goku.

      • http://twitter.com/Weeman360 Weeman360

        I’ve been in this boat for a couple of weeks now

      • http://www.facebook.com/KingCarloIII Carlo Serafino

        Me too =/ Want to get back on the board :D

    • http://www.facebook.com/brendon.bosch Brendon Bosch

      i lay in bed in shorts. hoping this one beer will make me tipsy all the while laighing myself in my chops. FOK you mense are funny mense ek se mense

      • AG_Sonday

        Bra, you just took coloured to a new level :P
        Yeah, we’re just gonna call you coloured regardless of what you actually are

      • http://twitter.com/greatwyt Oethman Khan

        o…. he’s coloured alryt ;) spot him at the next 2up!

      • http://www.facebook.com/brendon.bosch Brendon Bosch

         Of course i`m coloured. If i wasnt then i would be colouredless

    • Trebzz

      What about me praising you guys for getting the AC3 review? Fuck you guys man :/ and once again consolefag uh uh that was the other guy

      • AG_Sonday

        Nah, we saw your comments, bitch :P

        Thanks for the adoration but that didn’t overturn your Parasite deficit :P

    • Michael Matusowsky

      This last week’s commenting has been by tpfar the most fun indeed. Pretty sure I would have gotten the ‘quadruple’ kill this week, alas it was not to be. Got MVC for the first time as well, quite happy about that. Reading through the past weeks “choice” comments in this article brought a tear to my eye, a tear caused by extensive laughter. Typing off an iPad causes many typos, hence the unfortunate “Bobbs” instead of “boobs” :P. It was capitalised since it was the beginning of a sentence and the iPad does auto-capitalization.

      Also you guys super cock blocked :<. it's no wonder you're all single :D. Then again, so am I :(. Foreveralone.jpg.

      • Michael Matusowsky

        For the record, Trebzz understands the meaning of wingman! Kudos to you boet.

      • AG_Sonday

        Not single! Awww yeah :P

      • Trebzz

        Dating your cousin doesn’t count dude.

      • AG_Sonday

        Confusing me with Azhar again, mine’s worse – she’s from Durban :P

      • Michael Matusowsky

        What is this incestuous relationship doing in our world. Also, pics or. It never happened.

      • AG_Sonday

        Pics or what? You can’t stop mid-sentence

        How about I don’t give you pics to fap to :P

      • http://www.facebook.com/nadine.franzsen Nadine Franzsen

        I am just going to ignore that whole part and pretend it never happened.

    • http://www.facebook.com/KingCarloIII Carlo Serafino

      I hope to get featured again =P Maybe one of my comments will make it in Sunday’s catalog =P

    • http://www.facebook.com/nadine.franzsen Nadine Franzsen

      Spammer :D Whoop. Good thats what I’m aiming for.

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