Competition Winners: Tiger Woods PGA Tour 13
This past week we ran a competition to give away Tiger Woods PGA Tour 13. All you had to do was enter on a form. Easy, peasy.
The form we used had a question: What would you let Tiger do to you? This was your chance to be free with creativity. It wasn’t a compulsory question though, we just wanted to know how sick and perverted you can be.
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Electronic Arts allowed us to run the competition where they offered us two copies: one for PlayStation 3 and one for Xbox 360. We have the winners below.
If you’ve made it this far, you’re looking for winners. Let’s get to it, shall we?
The laziness factor kicked in. We randomized these two winners:
- William Wolfaardt – PlayStation 3
- Lohan Burnett – Xbox 360
Congratulations! We’ll be in contact.
Now, to the fun part. Here’s what some of you would let Tiger do to you. Surnames removed for their own safety.
Zhameer (aka Treble): “Brainwash me with his evil scientology lol”
Stoomtrein: “Tiger woods can do 18 holes and still has time to play golf.”
Domzor: “I’d let him rip me to shreds. Not that I’d want to. I’d protest but he’d do it anyway. He’s a fucking tiger. I mean, really now? An unarmed, slightly overweight human versus a predator whose every instinct tells it I’m food? No contest.”
Brendon: “As a woman i feel that the black man is blessed with really strong ONE WOOD and TIGEr having WOOD in his name makes me know i will get more than i bargained for.
I will be his caddie and carry his balls and wood on my back because we all know the black man is blessed with ONE WOOD.
I will let him give me that ONE WOOD and it will be back and forth all over the course. I like FOREplay so he wont get a hole in one. I ensure my rough is well taken care of and he will enjoy driving is ONE WOOD over it.
So Mr WOODs.meet me at the bunker at hole 18 because i am legal to play with your balls and WOOD”
Lohan: “I would let Tiger draw me like one of his french maids”
stimmed_n00b: “I would let Tiger, rub my long extra stiff shaft, whilst he gets to grips with my over sized flat head, lets just hope he swings both ways, if you know what i mean :P
DAFUQ I’m taking about my left handed graphite Taylor-Made R7″
Garvin-Pierre: “Not come near me. Period.”
Jaco: “As long as he is paying… I’ll let him juggle anything he’d like…. :p”
William: “Tiger? No, nothing. I don’t swing my club that way. His ex-wife on the other (free)hand, is a completely different ball game. I wonder if she’ll ever make an appearance in the game? I’m sure EA could make her way more entertaining at the 19th hole than Wayne Rooney (bleh) swinging his club around.”
Rudolph: “I would let Tiger teach me how to juggle….2-3 woman at a time. :)”
Jason: “Really hoping for the “eGamer Laziness Factor™” to kick in here. I wouldn’t let Tiger do anything to me, he’s ….been around. In a short space of time. If you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more…”
Brandon-Lee: “I would let Tiger put his birdie in my hole in one, and make and eagle.”
Salochana: “I’d just ask him to teach me some of his golfing moves, cos I’m already a pro with his other skills :)”
Roanne: “It’s not what Tiger can do for me, but what he can do for my bf .. I’m sure we can all benefit from his few pointers :)”
Tharishia: “I love surprises, and I’m sure he’s got more moves that he’d never got to try out ^_^”
Arno: “One does not simply Let Tiger do something to you”
Tom: “To win myself a copy of Tiger Woods Tour 13, I would be more than happy to perform the infamous “Cincinati Bowtie” On good old Tiger…
Ps: Urban Dictionary is your friend…”
Zaakir: “Bite my Playstation while he plays with its 19th hole!!”
These were the good ones from the list. Some people didn’t bother to let Tiger fill them out — if you know what I mean.